Guacamole
Ingredients:
3 ripe avocados
Juice of 1 lime/lemon
½ red onion, diced
1 small tomato, diced
Tabasco sauce to taste
Salt and pepper to taste
Cilantro if you must (but not if you want me to eat it)
Instructions:
In a large bowl, peel and mash avacodos until mostly smooth, but with a few lumps still.
Add lime/lemon juice and stir.
Add onion and tomato, then Tabasco and salt and pepper, tasting after each addition to ensure proper seasoning.
Then, if you must, add the cilantro.